The Pros And Cons Of Simon's Vampire Lifestyle
Life changed drastically for Simon after he turned.
PRO: He gets to live forever!
Witty nerd puns for the rest of our lives? Yes please.
CON: Fitting all the candles on his birthday cake when he turns a thousand is going to be a difficult task.
We're going to need a really big cake.
PRO: He'll never lose his boyish good looks.
Does this mean that we will never see Simon as a hot silver fox?!
CON: He has to watch all of his family and friends grow old.
A life without Climon isn't really a life at all!
PRO: He can encanto whomever he wants.
Although this could take some practice...
CON: The diet for the rest of his life is going to be blood, blood, and more blood.
Poor Simon, he can never ever have chicken cacciatore ever again.
PRO: He has a free pass on Izzy's cooking for life!
Come to think of it, would you consider turning us into vampires, Simon?
CON: He will explode into flames if he ever ventures out into the sun.
Tans are overrated anyway.
PRO: He can run fast and lift heavy things.
Look how far he can throw poor Raphael! Not bad Simon, not bad.
CON: He is going to have to replace his entire wardrobe so it revolves around cool jackets.
And we all know how easy it is to ruin a good jacket.
PRO: Camille may teach him her special recipe for Bloody Marys.
We are dying to know what's in them!
CON: He has to trade in his comfy bed for a not-so-spacious casket.
Not being able to starfish our way to an amazing night's sleep is a deal breaker.
Do you think Simon is better off now that he is a vampire?
Tell us in the comments below!