You Know Magnus Bane Is Angry When...
This is one Warlock you do not want to tick off!
1. He steals all your memories!
Even if it was technically your mom's idea.
2. He chokes you and kicks you out of his club!
Maybe you shouldn't have been trading Demon blood... just a thought. Being a member of the Circle probably didn't help your case either!
3. He makes jokes about how old you are!
"You may be immortal but... you’re not immune to crow's feet." #Burn
4. He runs away from you through a magic portal!
Leaving you just one button to remember him by...
5. He uses magic to drop a bookcase on top of you!
Hit them with some knowledge, Magnus!
6. He compliments your best friend but not you!
Sorry Jace. The "pretty boy" he was talking about is Alec.
7. He doesn't call you back after you hang up on him!
Well, maybe if you hadn't been so rude...
8. He insists that he get paid for his services immediately!
After all, "payment upfront is just good business."
9. He doesn't like you trying to touch him!
Hands off the merchandise, Jace.
10. He steals your stele!
Although, it might be for your own good.
11. He insults your fiancée!
And basically implies your potential marriage is a sham.
12. He points out how pale you are!
13. He tries to get into your party even though he's not on the guest list!
Luckily, he always has connections.
14. He turns his back on you in the middle of a conversation!
Talk to the hand, buddy.
15. He tries to have your case for treason dismissed!
And then insists that you put a cup on trial! Even though that would be the weirdest trial ever.
16. He doesn't offer you a cocktail!
You must have done something pretty bad...
17. Then drinks his delicious cocktail right in front of you!
See what you're missing?
18. He interrogates you at the trial that you are prosecuting!
And somehow manages to guilt you into calling off the whole thing. #Skills
19. He takes your favorite bow and arrows!
Although, he might let you hold on to them for him.
20. He tells you there's no honor in living a lie!
Well, he's not wrong.
21. He asks you to save your lovers feud for another time!
He has his own romantic problems to deal with.
22. He insults your interior decorating skills!
"It's a bit drab, isn't it?"
23. He tells you to leave him alone!
Don't take it too personally. He did just lose his oldest friend...
24. He criticizes your tracking skills!
Warlock tracking is pretty powerful...
25. He tells other people that you're crazy!
It's not slander if it's true.
26. He says he didn't miss not seeing you for 138 years!
What would you do if Magnus was mad at you?
Tell us in the comments!